you have to choose: penises or morals?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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