What did we do last night that was yellow?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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