If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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