Don't you send me to vm
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
the day after is always just damage control
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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