Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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