I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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