Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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