Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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