On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
is it fun? or sober?
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