if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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