I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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