I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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