What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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