idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
my shit smells like andre
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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