oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
how do you play pong handcuffed?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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