hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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