do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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