O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
