party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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