Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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