New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
