This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize