Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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