I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
you have to choose: penises or morals?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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