I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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