No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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