i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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