when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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