The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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