just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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