why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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