How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Randomize