OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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