really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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