Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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