Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
