I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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