I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Your cock deserves a montage
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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