got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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