I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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