Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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