did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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