I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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