oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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