Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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