You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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