I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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