How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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