Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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