Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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