New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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