dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
