Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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